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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>yes fats, yes femmes</description><title>notjoel.tumblr.com</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @notjoel)</generator><link>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1cd3ccd0c85892bc7c09ec8597cd5319/tumblr_mg60svRbNV1rrrk32o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50954739576</link><guid>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50954739576</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 21:41:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f097a39196e420b74c2112d1c34eb8d/tumblr_mllunbmDhw1qchswlo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50871181726</link><guid>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50871181726</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 21:32:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8e6cb1e32e5d5e62677f9cd047e0a990/tumblr_mmo7yvbtZW1rkc28so1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/29fcbd603cc3a77a75efcd58ddaed848/tumblr_mmo7yvbtZW1rkc28so2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fda3e2ace88ef404432d58c6c9a3af7c/tumblr_mmo7yvbtZW1rkc28so3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca513c5cb2458d3af20ed37b02fe044b/tumblr_mmo7yvbtZW1rkc28so4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50789578822</link><guid>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50789578822</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 00:58:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5f60bbda5f00263eaf23ff0c44c275fb/tumblr_mn146iO1eV1qiw61po1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50789137716</link><guid>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50789137716</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 00:51:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5efaf3386c6da25cca7e783c59390b8d/tumblr_mn0mff43WZ1rhi0rbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50777942877</link><guid>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50777942877</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 22:09:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>crying on the couch like a little faggot and calling it performance art</title><description>&lt;p&gt;crying on the couch like a little faggot and calling it performance art&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50639175410</link><guid>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50639175410</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 03:08:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>take-a-break-and-laugh:

has it ever occurred to you that people...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c3040f5ecf891dbc38b5a2257b95ad98/tumblr_mmuyusksKD1qe1ymno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;take-a-break-and-laugh:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
~workin 9 to 5~&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50635796174</link><guid>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50635796174</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 01:53:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/notjoel/50430276284/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_50430276284" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="713" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50430276284</link><guid>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50430276284</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 03:23:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Audio</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50406631958" src="http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50406631958/audio_player_iframe/notjoel/tumblr_m6hvv8jfc91qll4f3?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fnotjoel%2F50406631958%2Ftumblr_m6hvv8jfc91qll4f3" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50406631958</link><guid>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50406631958</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 02:59:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
A pilgrim carries his blind mother to every major Hindu site in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c8933c241821af841cb56e84fec3fdb/tumblr_mliquhJtel1qdhyuzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;A pilgrim carries his blind mother to every major Hindu site in India&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50401110374</link><guid>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50401110374</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 00:49:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b56dec6e25e3d6b9ea04b9f72e64ae7c/tumblr_mg756iDtsH1qgruyto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50117826234</link><guid>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50117826234</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 18:27:59 -0400</pubDate><category>i wanna know what love is</category></item><item><title>I just really want some ice cream and dick</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I just really want some ice cream and dick&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50033769644</link><guid>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50033769644</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 17:06:17 -0400</pubDate><category>peanutbutter and foreskin please</category><category>precum topping..</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a49a47d19ff1642200a432fb4b89604e/tumblr_mmjnf44uo41qe3pw6o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/70fdce01489c0d39d4fb0ac23083f328/tumblr_mmjnf44uo41qe3pw6o3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6aa147552b2fbe3bc9359d18bf48ec40/tumblr_mmjnf44uo41qe3pw6o2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50033612095</link><guid>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/50033612095</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 16:35:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>um</title><description>&lt;p&gt;um&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/49976884236</link><guid>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/49976884236</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 21:14:05 -0400</pubDate><category>i just had an orgasm and i can't move</category><category>i feel high too</category><category>??</category></item><item><title>proteanbeing:


Dismissed

Batman: Fighting the symptoms of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw76fvzkqM1qb5gkjo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://proteanbeing.tumblr.com/post/14527017344/dismissed-batman-fighting-the-symptoms-of-crime"&gt;proteanbeing&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Dismissed&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Batman: Fighting the symptoms of crime rather than the roots of it. Much like our society.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/49951994633</link><guid>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/49951994633</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 15:53:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>nymphettic:

tyler the creator or w/e tweeted selena gomez saying something like ”now you’re 18 you...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nymphettic.tumblr.com/post/46153738210"&gt;nymphettic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;tyler the creator or w/e tweeted selena gomez saying something like ”now you’re 18 you can legally take my dick in your ass” and everyone thought it was funny and called him a legend &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;amanda bynes tweets ”i want drake to murder my vagina” and she gets unverified on twitter and articles in the news saying she has ”gone crazy” and needs help&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/49951811439</link><guid>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/49951811439</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 15:51:15 -0400</pubDate><category>tyler the creator OR WHATEVER</category></item><item><title>
Carly Rae Jepsen | Tonight I’m Getting Over You (Remix) [feat....</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_49913625233" src="http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/49913625233/audio_player_iframe/notjoel/tumblr_mmc5c12EtZ1qirhpg?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fnotjoel%2F49913625233%2Ftumblr_mmc5c12EtZ1qirhpg" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Carly Rae Jepsen | &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Tonight I’m Getting Over You&lt;/em&gt; (Remix) [feat. Nicki Minaj]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.sharebeast.com/zwfzl22qzofn"&gt;Download&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/49913625233</link><guid>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/49913625233</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 00:38:35 -0400</pubDate><category>hm..</category></item><item><title>i told my friend to go to the store for something and he texted me back &amp;#8220;i&amp;#8217;m like naked...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i told my friend to go to the store for something and he texted me back &amp;#8220;i&amp;#8217;m like naked i don&amp;#8217;t really feel like driving over there&amp;#8221; and i feel like that pretty much sums up my life in a sentence&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/49913510202</link><guid>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/49913510202</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 00:36:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i ate two meals and a lot of m&amp;m’s and it all kind of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c6a131e30db7e02d22c9ed4532c8dffc/tumblr_mmcwrtUONb1qiw61po1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;i ate two meals and a lot of m&amp;m’s and it all kind of hit me at once and i’m too fat to get out of bed and shut my light off so i can die in the dark&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/49746453459</link><guid>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/49746453459</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 23:09:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Audio</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_49656725581" src="http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/49656725581/audio_player_iframe/notjoel/tumblr_lk6g9hWIlV1qggnhw?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fnotjoel%2F49656725581%2Ftumblr_lk6g9hWIlV1qggnhw" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/49656725581</link><guid>http://notjoel.tumblr.com/post/49656725581</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 01:10:58 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
