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The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.
One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise.
F. Scott Fitzgerald (via oneinthenest)

i’m on the phone with a gay woman in her 60’s and she just told me she was attacked by a man one time so she bit the head of his dick off and spit it in the toilet

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woman on tv is shown skydiving for her 90th birthday
  • me: grandma you should do that for your next birthday
  • her: ...she's probably got alzheimers

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