May 2012
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kyol: These days I’m really just feeling like taking baths is the best. Can we hang out in the bath? Can I make just like chilling with your friend in the bath a normal thing? so my anatomy and physiology instructor informed us awhile back that taking baths is pointless because you’re basically just saturating in dead skin cells. he then told us hot dogs had remnants of cow lips and a...
May 1st
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why is rupaul’s drag race such a big deal i don’t...
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she won’t leave me alone
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April 2012
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Listeneatenbyboredom: Jessie J | We Found Love [DL]
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operator: 911 what's your emergency
me: do you like me
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stockade: Go to Wikipedia and click “random article” until you arrive on a page about something you know It took me 43 clicks until I got to “Andalusia” which is only something I know vaguely If you ever need to remember how little you know about anything, do this
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i haven’t drowned my sorrows in alcohol in awhile too bad it’s sunday i’ll just have to substitute with pizza
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boywithbeard: i don’t think i’m capable of just having a crush on someone anymore i’m either obsessed with them or i want nothing to do with them and this is why i’m single 
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the woman i’m working with his an anxiety disorder and is watching wrestling i’m scared
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internal conflict:
masturbate before going to work (a third shift i wish i hadn’t picked up) or start my paper that’s due soon that i’ve been putting off for days?
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i tried checking if the username fatboy was in use but it’s being occupied by a porn blog
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sadfag: i use the phrases “im going to kill myself” or “i wish i were dead” so casually without even realizing it i wonder how many people ive come in contact with in the past 3 years actually think im suicidal 
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