this is fricking hilarious. you must watch it.
honey badger just take take take
- Sean: to watch xena... or the old xmen cartoon...
- Sean: The forks life throws at you sometimes, I swear.
- Sean: I still think god gave black people good voices and big dicks to make up for the slavery thing
As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously?
Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?
I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.
But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened?
Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?” —(via showme-therightway)