July 2011
274 posts
June 2011
119 posts
Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
1) Fascinating Discourse Chum
2) Riveting Fable Comrade
3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren
4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague
5) Sweet Saga Yo
6) Waste of Time Jerk
7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion
8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One
9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile
10) Trepidating Boar Fetus
11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg!
“I just bought a wisp toothbrush thing, gum, and ribbed condoms with a 100 dollar bill. The checkout guy literally laughed in my face.”
—My best friend (via destinationfucked)
I rarely abbreviate my text messages.
u fancy huh
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Tumblr + a overheating MacBook = awkward erection
The Hood Internet - All Of The Lights (Ellie Goulding x Portland Cello Project x Kanye West)
The Hood Internet - All Of The Lights (Ellie Goulding x Portland Cello Project x Kanye West)