buy me a bag of weed and watch me smoke it while u eat my pussy
41, what's your idea of a perfect date ♡
- girl: omg i love your case!
- me: thanks
- girl: it's a little bit too girly though
- me: ...i like it. it's shiny.
i just can’t get you out of my head - boy your loving is all i think about
so we were talking about gender diversity in anthropology and my professor was asking for the definition of each letter in “LGBTQA” and when we got to the A i said “asexual” and my professor says “actually it stands for ally” and i unhinged my jaw and a swarm of locusts flew out of my mouth and attacked every straight person in the room true story